02.11.08
BeLovin' Week: Solo Girl's V-Day Survival Kit
It’s not that you’re anti-romance, but when fuschia chocolate hearts, and pink whatever invade your every Feb, you know you’re one of 89 million single Americans surviving yet another Valentine’s Day. Afraid you might launch into a wild, frenzied attack on the Hallmark shop lady? Try these bold alternatives and keep your pink, candy-hearted butt from going to jail:
Host an Un-Valentine’s Day Party: Keep it open to VIP (Very Independent People) and singles only. Themes like "I’d Rather Be Single Than with My Ex" (an “ex-orcising” party) will infuse the long-lost comedic aspect of being unhitched. And, it’s your party and you’ll flirt if you want to.
Eat a TON of Chocolate: Personally test chocolate’s health benefits by scarfing down as much as humanly possible throughout the day. If anyone asks, it’s all in the name of science. Videotape everything. If you come out alive, post your video on YouTube, and proclaim once and for all that sex is better than chocolate – tried and true.
Drop It Like It’s Hot: Take your single friends to all the hot spots in town and dance like only a single diva can. Smile broadly and toast the freedoms of being unattached in front of all those ball-n-chainers. You’ll also prove to yourself that you’re fine just as you are…damn it!
The end result? Pure satisfaction at being “un-coupled” and a deeper appreciation for freedom, friendship and the strength behind singledom.
Host an Un-Valentine’s Day Party: Keep it open to VIP (Very Independent People) and singles only. Themes like "I’d Rather Be Single Than with My Ex" (an “ex-orcising” party) will infuse the long-lost comedic aspect of being unhitched. And, it’s your party and you’ll flirt if you want to.
Eat a TON of Chocolate: Personally test chocolate’s health benefits by scarfing down as much as humanly possible throughout the day. If anyone asks, it’s all in the name of science. Videotape everything. If you come out alive, post your video on YouTube, and proclaim once and for all that sex is better than chocolate – tried and true.
Drop It Like It’s Hot: Take your single friends to all the hot spots in town and dance like only a single diva can. Smile broadly and toast the freedoms of being unattached in front of all those ball-n-chainers. You’ll also prove to yourself that you’re fine just as you are…damn it!
The end result? Pure satisfaction at being “un-coupled” and a deeper appreciation for freedom, friendship and the strength behind singledom.
