

08.29.08
A Culture Of Floaters: The Kombucha Craze

So who wants clearer skin, shinier hair, fewer farts, and a stronger immune system? Duh, we do, we do! Lucky for us, Kombucha has gone mainstream. But what the hell is it?
Kombucha 101: First, it’s not a mushroom. Called the "Immortal Health Elixir" by the Chinese, Kombucha is made from a cocktail of sugar, green or black tea, and a culture of bacteria and yeast which, in turn, creates organic acids, probiotics, and B-vitamins often called "floaters" for their odd appearance. Now about these floaters...
Float On: As disgusting as they seem, the floaters are strands of the Kombucha culture that prove that this drink is a live beverage; a true raw food. Which brings us to the most popular Kombucha question: To spit, or swallow? That’s your business. But we like to think of it as the worm in the Tequila - bottoms up!
Brands to Try: We like GT’s Kombucha that offers flavors like Citrus and Gingerade, making it easy to sip this Kombucha as a pre-workout energizer.
Lindsay’s Take: I often guzzle those GT Kombucha’s after yoga class. But I still can’t avoid thinking I’m drinking my brother’s booger collection. Sometimes I just can’t do it.
Lauren’s Take: Hey, I’m willing to try anything once (even Rocky Mountain oysters). Floaters, you don’t scare me!
Kombucha 101: First, it’s not a mushroom. Called the "Immortal Health Elixir" by the Chinese, Kombucha is made from a cocktail of sugar, green or black tea, and a culture of bacteria and yeast which, in turn, creates organic acids, probiotics, and B-vitamins often called "floaters" for their odd appearance. Now about these floaters...
Float On: As disgusting as they seem, the floaters are strands of the Kombucha culture that prove that this drink is a live beverage; a true raw food. Which brings us to the most popular Kombucha question: To spit, or swallow? That’s your business. But we like to think of it as the worm in the Tequila - bottoms up!
Brands to Try: We like GT’s Kombucha that offers flavors like Citrus and Gingerade, making it easy to sip this Kombucha as a pre-workout energizer.
Lindsay’s Take: I often guzzle those GT Kombucha’s after yoga class. But I still can’t avoid thinking I’m drinking my brother’s booger collection. Sometimes I just can’t do it.
Lauren’s Take: Hey, I’m willing to try anything once (even Rocky Mountain oysters). Floaters, you don’t scare me!
Don’t be shy!


I did kombucha back in the early 90s. At about that time, I developed a thyroid condition and blood sugar problems, so I was never sure whether the kombucha was related. I will add, though, that I also put the tea on the bottoms of my feet, and my feet looked like babies' feet.
– mobrock | 10.25.08 | 4:51 AM


I'm not sure if I am gutsy enough to give this a whirl! Sorry fruitlady but you have balls in my opinion
– mucha | 08.30.08 | 8:03 PM


I am a Kombucha fan! The floaties don't even register when I drink it. Love it!
– fruitlady | 08.29.08 | 9:42 PM


okay, as much as i would LOVE TO, its just not gonna happen.
i just cant do it. now that the kids have grown, i find myself extremely grossed out easily.
thanks anyway.
i just cant do it. now that the kids have grown, i find myself extremely grossed out easily.
thanks anyway.
– sweetspell | 08.29.08 | 9:11 AM









